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Semenology – The Semen Bartender’s Handbook

This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of prostate milk. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.


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Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cookbook!

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  1. DrHotelMario
    DrHotelMario: Semenology is a completely legitimate form of culinary art #dontjudgeme

  2. Frisky Pup
    Frisky Pup : @subbastien @HimselfOnRecon @EverPure_ There is also this gem, And the first review is great too. ;-)

  3. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @arhomberg Hey, don't forget #Semenology. More refined, to be honest.

  4. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @elockwood_ @wordsonaplatfrm @bernietb @Steph_Philbrick Never heard of Sementology, but there was some dude that started @Semenology_Cult

Recent mentions

  1. Guy Fieri
    Guy Fieri: @semenbook Let me tell you about burgers.

  2. Dave Clarke
    Dave Clarke: @semenbook @DerrenBrown yeah, I'll give it a miss.. thanks though

  3. Guy Fieri
    Guy Fieri: @semenbook That's money!

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  5. A.V. Flox
    A.V. Flox: @semenbook, and one must never serve such things without the recipient's consent, as you underscore in Natural Harvest. cc: @phylogenomics

My recent tweets

  1. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @GuyFieri_ebooks Guy, this is Twitter, but you are allowed to write a bit more than that per tweet.

  2. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @GuyFieri_ebooks Yes, I HAVE in fact sold a lot of books.

  3. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @arhomberg Hey, don't forget #Semenology. More refined, to be honest.

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  5. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @daveyclk @DerrenBrown Those are just a bunch of unfunny joke reviews. Read the serious ones instead!