A guy who writes two semen cookbooks—you figure he haunts the thirstier rings of obsession, beyond the arid, salty porn fields of mere compulsion and fetish. But at the moment, on the other end of an echo-y Skype call from London, it sounds as if the only thing Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer might be thirsty for is another glass of whiskey, without the milky shot of jizz he’s semi-famous for.
Read the interview Seed Saver at Lucky Peach.
a) passionate about culinary semen or semenology
b) live in Southern California, and
c) not camera shy
A fun and interestingly different food show wants to meet you to discuss
eating semen. The host of the show is very openminded and the theme of
the episode is food & sex.
They are going to start filming soon, so if you are interested please email email@example.com
I had no Galliano, no beer, no shot glasses (like my load could fill one – I might just manage a thimble), so my options were severely limited. We had vodka (non-Russian) and tequila. Tequila Cum Shot seemed the way to go. I’m one of those males who never reads instructions, I go off half-cocked. Besides, I never follow recipes to the letter, I love to improvise. Imagine my surprise then at how difficult it is to shoot your spunk on to that part of your hand between your thumb and index finger, especially when you have salt balancing there. I ended up with a mouthful of salty man milk dribbling over my chin and through my beard. I noted too late, you’re supposed to mix the semen with Xanthan gum or powdered gelatin. Damn.
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Perhaps more importantly, Anna took the time to an infectious disease specialist about ingesting semen who confirmed that cooked semen is safe and that ingesting raw semen is about the same risk level as oral sex.
Anna and me got to talking on Twitter a while ago and I’m really happy I did the interview with her. If you know a reporter that should interview me, I take inquires at firstname.lastname@example.org or @semenbook. Happy reading!
Update: The SFWeekly article also led Huffington Post to create an article! Wow, what a day!
Update 2: Now Cosmopolitan has joined the Semenology party!