I’ve often been asked why I’ve never done a book about cooking with breast milk. The obvious answer would be that I’m a man… Lex and her friends, however, are not. They are right now crowd funding a new book on breast milk cooking. It looks like a fun spin on my book and I encourage more of you to try cooking with natural, home grown ingredients.
You can find it at Kickstarter.
The Mother’s Milk Cookbook
It would have been simpler if Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer, semen-cooking enthusiast, were more of a creep.
He made semen-eating seem, if not reasonable, at least mostly harmless.
In the book, Photenhauer provides semen storage and flavor enhancement tips, as well as plenty of deliciously titled recipes like the Macho Mojito, the Slightly Saltier Caviar and the Galliano Cum Shot. (We couldn't make this stuff up.)
"Spunky Candied Pecans" - this is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner.
Mmm. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ - it's the way forward. Molecular cooking from Heston B, now spermatazoic cuisine - had to happen.
Stephen Fry on TwitterThe book outlines the benefits of consuming cum as a super-vitamin drink providing nutrients that strengthen your nails, put a shine in your hair and give a glow to your skin.
PravingsA guy who writes two semen cookbooks—you figure he haunts the thirstier rings of obsession, beyond the arid, salty porn fields of mere compulsion and fetish. But at the moment, on the other end of an echo-y Skype call from London, it sounds as if the only thing Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer might be thirsty for is another glass of whiskey, without the milky shot of jizz he’s semi-famous for.
Lucky PeachWait! Stop! Put down that funnel and shut the refrigerator door. Don't you realize there are more inventive, refined ways to consume massive quantities of ejaculate?
GuanabeeI know people swallow it (note that I will not reveal my own preference - this is not one of those sites), however the concept of cooking it up into a gourmet meal is totally new to me.
SlashfoodI thought I’d read or heard of absolutely everything, but apparently, this is not the case. It turns out that the spousal unit found a cookbook that he thinks is “hilarious” .. which means that he has to share it with me, too.
ScienceblogsThe book has, it must be said, attracted mixed reviews. One satisfied customer described it as "GREAT Book - a must buy!"
The RegisterThe creepy winner just because it sounds so innocent until you know the secret ingredient? Chocolate Truffles with White Center
Bilerico ProjectNothing liked a good home-cooked meal...with semen.
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