Macho Mojito - Click the image to buy the book Semenology

Macho Mojito – Click the image to buy the book Semenology

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I recently learned that the name Mojito comes from the Spanish word mojadito, which translates as “a little wet.” This coincidently also applies to many situations involving semen. This is my take on the classic drink!

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Yield: 1 Semen Infused Mojito

1 oz Spiced rum


Mint leaves


1 tbsp Sugar


1 tsp Powdered sugar


1/2 oz Lime juice


2 oz Soda water


Semen


Lime wedges

Instructions:

Thoroughly blend lime juice and sugar. Add the mint leaves and gently bruise the leaves to release the flavors by mashing the mixture with a muddler. Then add the rum and stir to lift up the mint leaves from the bottom of the glass. Top the drink with whole ice cubes and soda water.

Using a milk frother, gradually whisk small amounts of powdered sugar into melted semen until it reaches a creamy airy consistency. Taste frequently to achieve the perfect sweet and salty balance.

Carefully spoon the sweet froth into the side of the glass so that it gracefully cascades down the glass. Garnish with lime wedges.

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  1. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @TWTFSale I would say that qualifies for the BEST things for sale. Along with Semenology.

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  3. ♖☸Bryant Henseler☸♖
    ♖☸Bryant Henseler☸♖: @mbozalina books that have been bought with this book: "Images you should not masturbate to" "Semenology, bartenders guide to semen" Ohhhh

  4. Ankling
    Ankling: Paul 'Fotie' Photenhauer makes a Macho Mojito

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Recent mentions

  1. Amanda Carrington
    Amanda Carrington: @semenbook I'm not the right mag for an interview on semen but I reckon you'd be a giggle to have a drink with :)

  2. VoElla
    VoElla: @semenbook hahaha, well if you ever need any help, I'm good with cum oops!! puns.

  3. VoElla
    VoElla: @semenbook HI Fotie, I live in Sitges (you must know it) if you're ever here look me up and I'll take you for a mojito sin macho ;)

  4. VoElla
    VoElla: @semenbook Did you like the title I came up with for your article? I was sooo proud of that one, could be one of my best lol x

  5. VoElla
    VoElla: @semenbook I'm going to take your word for it but I think I'll decline the offer today, who knows another time maybe :) I'm Amanda btw x

My recent tweets

  1. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @TWTFSale I would say that qualifies for the BEST things for sale. Along with Semenology.

  2. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @pretsd That is indeed a very good idea! There are still a lot of people that have missed out.

  3. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @V0Ella I would actually like some female input on some recipes for the next book.

  4. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @V0Ella Yes, I've heard of Sitges. I just might if I go there! Never do face to face interiews though.

  5. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @V0Ella I sure did! I'm actually working on a third book that just might be titled 'Fotie's Cumfort Foods'