After months of work perfecting recipes and taking beautiful photos, I finally released Semenology – The Semen Bartender’s Handbook today! It’s a great mixology book for semen bartenders everywhere. I will just let you bask in the beauty that is my new book.
ResponseThe response to Natural Harvest has been phenomenal, and the internet has set ablaze with discussions about cooking with semen!
Here are just a few of the prestigious websites and media outlets that are talking about Natural Harvest and Cooking with Cum:
It would have been simpler if Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer, semen-cooking enthusiast, were more of a creep.
He made semen-eating seem, if not reasonable, at least mostly harmless.
In the book, Photenhauer provides semen storage and flavor enhancement tips, as well as plenty of deliciously titled recipes like the Macho Mojito, the Slightly Saltier Caviar and the Galliano Cum Shot. (We couldn't make this stuff up.)
"Spunky Candied Pecans" - this is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner.
Mmm. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ - it's the way forward. Molecular cooking from Heston B, now spermatazoic cuisine - had to happen.Stephen Fry on Twitter
The book outlines the benefits of consuming cum as a super-vitamin drink providing nutrients that strengthen your nails, put a shine in your hair and give a glow to your skin.Pravings
A guy who writes two semen cookbooks—you figure he haunts the thirstier rings of obsession, beyond the arid, salty porn fields of mere compulsion and fetish. But at the moment, on the other end of an echo-y Skype call from London, it sounds as if the only thing Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer might be thirsty for is another glass of whiskey, without the milky shot of jizz he’s semi-famous for.Lucky Peach
Wait! Stop! Put down that funnel and shut the refrigerator door. Don't you realize there are more inventive, refined ways to consume massive quantities of ejaculate?Guanabee
I know people swallow it (note that I will not reveal my own preference - this is not one of those sites), however the concept of cooking it up into a gourmet meal is totally new to me.Slashfood
I thought I’d read or heard of absolutely everything, but apparently, this is not the case. It turns out that the spousal unit found a cookbook that he thinks is “hilarious” .. which means that he has to share it with me, too.Scienceblogs
The book has, it must be said, attracted mixed reviews. One satisfied customer described it as "GREAT Book - a must buy!"The Register
The creepy winner just because it sounds so innocent until you know the secret ingredient? Chocolate Truffles with White CenterBilerico Project
Nothing liked a good home-cooked meal...with semen.Grandma's Email Address
Other mentions and interviewsSick and Wrong Podcast
Dr Blogstein's radio happy hour
The Working Title Cosmopolitan