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Semen Cooking Products

It has been four years since I first published my semen cookbook Natural Harvest – A collection of semen-based recipes. I originally wrote the book to change the negative view of semen as food, and encourage readers to open their minds, kitchens and ultimately mouths to semen. We eat milk (cow secretions) and eggs (chicken menstruation) why all the fuss about semen’s inappropriateness as food? The cookbook has sold well, and more importantly the discussion of semen as food has flourished. I made the following products as gifts for my friends who helped me with the book, and who are also helping me write my next cookbook. They told me I should allow my other fans to buy these as well. I hope these semen-based items inspire you and your culinary friends to have more fun in the kitchen.

Semen Chef Apron
Once you have mastered the fundamentals of semen cooking, this apron will proudly advertise your semen cooking abilities. Read more

Almost White Russian T-Shirt
For the independent-minded connoisseur of semen. This T-shirt displays the semen cocktail made famous by the ‘Dude’ in the film ‘The Big Lebowski.’ Read more

Boxer Briefs with Semen Nutrition Facts
You know that semen is nutritious. With these informative boxer briefs the great nutritional value of your semen will educate those less knowledgeable. Read more

Pick color and size, then click the buy now button

Absolut Semen Cocktail Shaker
Invite your friends over for a cocktail party and amaze them with exotic drinks made from fresh ingredients. This is the Crème de la Crème of semen cocktail shakers! Read more

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Response

The response to Natural Harvest has been phenomenal, and the internet has set ablaze with discussions about cooking with semen!

Here are just a few of the prestigious websites and media outlets that are talking about Natural Harvest and Cooking with Cum:

It would have been simpler if Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer, semen-cooking enthusiast, were more of a creep.
He made semen-eating seem, if not reasonable, at least mostly harmless.

In the book, Photenhauer provides semen storage and flavor enhancement tips, as well as plenty of deliciously titled recipes like the Macho Mojito, the Slightly Saltier Caviar and the Galliano Cum Shot. (We couldn't make this stuff up.)

"Spunky Candied Pecans" - this is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner.

Mmm. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ - it's the way forward. Molecular cooking from Heston B, now spermatazoic cuisine - had to happen.
Stephen Fry on Twitter

The book outlines the benefits of consuming cum as a super-vitamin drink providing nutrients that strengthen your nails, put a shine in your hair and give a glow to your skin.
Pravings

A guy who writes two semen cookbooks—you figure he haunts the thirstier rings of obsession, beyond the arid, salty porn fields of mere compulsion and fetish. But at the moment, on the other end of an echo-y Skype call from London, it sounds as if the only thing Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer might be thirsty for is another glass of whiskey, without the milky shot of jizz he’s semi-famous for.
Lucky Peach
Wait! Stop! Put down that funnel and shut the refrigerator door. Don't you realize there are more inventive, refined ways to consume massive quantities of ejaculate?
Guanabee

I know people swallow it (note that I will not reveal my own preference - this is not one of those sites), however the concept of cooking it up into a gourmet meal is totally new to me.
Slashfood

I thought I’d read or heard of absolutely everything, but apparently, this is not the case. It turns out that the spousal unit found a cookbook that he thinks is “hilarious” .. which means that he has to share it with me, too.
Scienceblogs

The book has, it must be said, attracted mixed reviews. One satisfied customer described it as "GREAT Book - a must buy!"
The Register

The creepy winner just because it sounds so innocent until you know the secret ingredient? Chocolate Truffles with White Center
Bilerico Project

Nothing liked a good home-cooked meal...with semen.
Grandma's Email Address

Other mentions and interviews
Sick and Wrong Podcast
Chicago Reader
Dr Blogstein's radio happy hour
Good reads
Geekologie
AV Club
The Working Title Cosmopolitan
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BLUF Webmaster: @SkotterAD @Rubberasylum Maybe you just haven't found the right recipe https://t.co/Jno9wW8A2g

about 1 day ago
⚡️🖤Cake Plissken🖤⚡️: @Auxiliary_Bill https://t.co/N35stne9Hb

about 3 days ago
IIRFT: Our Fellow, Mr. Uttam Prasad Pakuwal from Nepal who attend the Basic Course in Semenology & IUI. Thank you #IFC… https://t.co/yqmdd2l48V

about 1 week ago
dumb horny bitch🔞: @daimeiw4ku AAAAAHHHHHH https://t.co/QokGmWqw0o

about 1 week ago

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Fotie@cookingwithcum: My week on Twitter : 1 Mention, 1 Reply. See yours with https://t.co/8KszX6d51o https://t.co/YExqVL9WpW

about 1 month ago
Fotie@cookingwithcum: My week on Twitter : 3 New Followers. See yours with https://t.co/8KszX6d51o https://t.co/aJjsCz5UzJ

about 2 months ago
Fotie@cookingwithcum: My week on Twitter : 1 Mention, 5 New Followers. See yours with https://t.co/8KszX6d51o https://t.co/cuUcl3Loj1

about 2 months ago
Fotie@cookingwithcum: My week on Twitter : 1 Mention, 1 Reply. See yours with https://t.co/8KszX6d51o https://t.co/5QJRyviEuY

about 8 months ago
Fotie@cookingwithcum: My week on Twitter : 1 Mention, 1 New Follower. See yours with https://t.co/8KszX6d51o https://t.co/1ixNt0fwbM

about 9 months ago

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