Absolut Semen Cocktail ShakerProduct Information

Invite your friends over for a cocktail party and amaze them with exotic drinks made from fresh ingredients. This is the Crème de la Crème of semen cocktail shakers!

There is no better way to introduce your discerning friends to the joys of semen than with your very own cocktail concoction. Semen adds an exciting personal touch to your favorite cocktail. Semen and alcohol are a great combination because alcohol actually enhances the delicate semen flavors. This cocktail shaker also reveals the secret to successfully mixing semen into drinks without risking coagulation.

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This shaker is for consenting semen drinkers. Please do not add semen without informing your guests beforehand.


  • 24 oz. 8″ x 2.75″
  • Stainless steel
  • Standard 3 piece shaker includes tumbler, strainer and lid.


 Absolut Shaker


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