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Cooking with cum - Natural Harvest & Semenology | Almost White Russian T-Shirt

Almost White Russian T-ShirtProduct Information

For the independent-minded connoisseur of semen. This T-shirt showcases the recipe for the popular semen cocktail made famous by the ‘Dude’ in the film ‘The Big Lebowski.’ Why wear clothing with logos from greedy corporations when you can proudly proclaim your taste for semen instead.

Semen is easily added to any beverage that uses fresh milk or cream, the slightly different creamy textures uniquely complement each other. (But for some unknown reason semen does not work well with Baileys Irish Cream, which is a shame since I love Irish Cream.)

This is a high quality shirt, made from organic cotton, the shirt is suitable for  environmentally-minded semen producers.

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  • 100% organic cotton jersey
  • 4.3 oz. 100% ultra-fine combed organic ring-spun jersey
  • Fitted for a fashionable look
  • Reinforced shoulder helps maintain its shape through repeated washings

 

 

 

Almost White Russian

Of course, the red domain is not on the print



Heard about us on Twitter

  1. Unky Baron
    Unky Baron: Made a vegan semen substitute for cocktails. Just another day at the office...#Semenology #MachoMojito

  2. flautinha de bambu
    flautinha de bambu: aaaah entendi o assunto dos drinks aí eu recomendo essa leitura https://t.co/Na1D2nDFFR

  3. Marius Helgå
    Marius Helgå: @aselliaas Er det nå jeg skal nevne at jeg faktisk eier et eksemplar av denne kokeboka? https://t.co/KJhtMBwadk @rossavik

  4. 🤘💋Muffy💋🤘
    🤘💋Muffy💋🤘: THIS EXISTS. Also, read the reviews. "Natural Harvest -A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes" By Fotie Photenhauer https://t.co/p2ooJOrzHh #Fb

  5. Guy Portman
    Guy Portman: Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook Let this book be a warning to all those who treat bartenders badly.… https://t.co/v3fHyN16JT

Recent mentions

  1. blazeboy
    blazeboy: @semenbook hello hey I was just curious but on average(or if you could take a guess) how many ounces of seman do you consume a week?

My recent tweets

  1. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @alfaguru And indeed for every day.

  2. Fotie@cookingwithcum

  3. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @wombat37 I do agree. I hope you had a lovely holiday season.

  4. Fotie@cookingwithcum

  5. Fotie@cookingwithcum
    Fotie@cookingwithcum: @velvetzroom I'm already a master at Semenology