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For the independent-minded connoisseur of semen. This T-shirt showcases the recipe for the popular semen cocktail made famous by the ‘Dude’ in the film ‘The Big Lebowski.’ Why wear clothing with logos from greedy corporations when you can proudly proclaim your taste for semen instead.

Semen is easily added to any beverage that uses fresh milk or cream, the slightly different creamy textures uniquely complement each other. (But for some unknown reason semen does not work well with Baileys Irish Cream, which is a shame since I love Irish Cream.)

This is a high quality shirt, made from organic cotton, the shirt is suitable for  environmentally-minded semen producers.

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  • 100% organic cotton jersey
  • 4.3 oz. 100% ultra-fine combed organic ring-spun jersey
  • Fitted for a fashionable look
  • Reinforced shoulder helps maintain its shape through repeated washings

 

 

 

Almost White Russian

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